Hungover Owls

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no:

Porn is Too much. Someone could’ve eaten those apples, but instead you put them all in your Asshole? Who will eat them now? I won’t

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leewkhemmings:

im fucking dying

leewkhemmings:

im fucking dying

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elevensleeps:

elevensleeps:

my mom says hey

image

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feelingswithbrandy:

talkshitnojutsu:

"fats girls cant-"

shh.. fat girls can and they will

truuuu

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vinegod:

Emergency Response Drill! by Crusoe Celebrity Dachshund

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tr0llop:

katie-kapulet:

hope-and-madness:

cousinnick:

latenightalaska:

davereziplease:

dietchola:

JESUS CHRIST

“I’m a horrible father”

THE BEST PART IS THE GIRL IN THE MIDDLE JUST SO DONE

AND THE FACT THAT THIS FAMILY IS MORE MULTI CULTURAL THAN A PUBLIC SCHOOL HEALTH CLASS TEXTBOOK

The girl in the middle is just like “Damn it, Dad.”

ITS BAAACK

YOU’RE A SINGLE LADY LIL BUDDY. AND YOU WILL BE THE BEST SINGLE LADY THERE IS DUN CRY

The kid in the middle KILLS me every single god damned time I watch this video

(Source: youtube.com, via marshmalley)

sniffing:

dog trying to save fishes

This is so sad. :(

(via cr0aked)

vulturesintrees:

notviolet:

when anaconda come on

stop

vulturesintrees:

notviolet:

when anaconda come on

stop

(via evildeadass)

thelovenotebook:

More good vibes here

noablaespanol:

HE JUST GOES ALONG WITH IT

(Source: lord-stark, via onlylolgifs)